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5 x Top 9 - 5 races. Spas Strikes Back

Written by Team Formand United at 09:38 17/6-2023

  After an almost catastrophic season, Team Formand United is top fit and back in Division 2 after a very short spell in the lower division.
  
  Five Top 9 results proved more than enough to save more time in the second best professional division for Ebbe Spas' boys. The Moon Sportspaper's journalist Larry Gineker interviews Mr. Spas here :
  
  - Especially our underestimated, talented Tour rider Urbanec and older downhill pro De Smedt has delivered. And my sense for optimising the squad perhaps too, Ebbe Spas comments.
  
  - Several riders claim that you have fired them without warning this season, Ebbe. Ethnic cleansing, isn't that?? Larry Gineker asks.
  
  - Well, our Talent Bent Dalen was among the fired riders. He maxed too early and partied too much. I always try to keep rules and contracts, but Bent was too much of a goof ball. It is true that other riders were fired, but I also brought new ones, also Igor that I fired earlier. We've had too many injuries this season, so I had to let him go semi pro and prep with DYNepo müsli bars before hiring him again.....
  
  - Is that totally legal, man?? Larry asks.
  
  - Well, are you the law or what??
  
  - No, I am just asking you questions, Ebbe,
  
  - F*** you, Gineker! I want fair questions and sport related only questions.
  
  - Well, what about the young harem you keep in your dungeon, eh???
  
  - That is totally press bullshit, I want to stop the interview here, tit man!
  
  - And what about the purple pills in your bag, Ebbe?
  
  - Stop it, I walk away now, Gineker!!!
  

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Comments


Silenzio at 09:55 23/6-2023
  Actually I don't, although I sometimes see his name pop up when others share his tweets. Anyhow, congrats with the improved ehm... results

Team Formand United at 11:36 17/6-2023
  Larry Gineker Style interview. Don't u read his articles?

Silenzio at 11:10 17/6-2023
  Very polite interview!

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