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Ebbe Spas On The Edge Of Firing !

Written by Team Formand United at 10:24 25/5-2023

  Rumour is boiling in the Danish press. . Team Manager Ebbe Spas is closer than close to a firing after some successful years. The is board is quite happy about the economy, but mad about the season so far!
  
  - He hasn't delivered. Falco looks like a shot falcon with no wings this year, and Oddvar has been tired since his Tours. Manager has not delivered the talents and the results as promised, says a very important source to the newspaper BT:
  
  - He must deliver promptly, or the board will fire him at the next meeting. Especially if the team gets relegated to Division 3....
  
  - No comments, says Ebbe Spas. - But I want to state that the season is not over yet. Just look at our next Academy Talent Bent Dalen. He is not Danish, but looks super promising. Could be the next Oddvar, so come on!!

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Comments


Team Formand United at 17:25 25/5-2023
  Thanks. But they need financial compensation I am afraid

Schiavi di Don at 14:32 25/5-2023
  No evidence was ever found of that!

Team Formand United at 14:16 25/5-2023
  Was my thought too! Or substitute squad with doped Greenlandic riders

Schiavi di Don at 14:06 25/5-2023
  Just fire the board instead, simple solution. ;)

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