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Oddman Oddvar Gets A Double Thai Mai

Written by Team Formand United at 18:15 11/4-2023

  It was a double for Norwegian Wood aka. Oddvar Helgesen at the legendary race of Kanchanaburi - Bangkok! Two victories in three years is a nice statistic in a tough one day race, especially under the odd circumstances of an Asian challenge, where shemales participate with out doping controls at all..
  
  - But I love my victory again here. I really do, especially now where we were so close to an unexpected relegation.. My off days have ended now I promise, "Odd" Oddvar Helgesen says to the Moon Sports Newspaper in Thailand.
  
  - My team supported me well, they helped me sitting in the perfect position for a sprint and I really raced without no doping today expect for a real shemale Thai massage before the race, he tells honestly as allways.
  
  - Oddvar Helgesen did a perfect job today, and his team mates did not let him down. I am super happy, said Ebbe Spas, manager of Team Formand United, after the race. - He deserve a shemale winner massage now!

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