Written by Don Hamstre of don hamstre team
The crisis has struck hard in the Mafia business. We needed something to turn things around. A meeting was arranged. After a huge amount of brainstorming, someone came up with a brilliant idea. 'Why don't we start a cycling tour? Right here in our backyard, Sicilia, we could make a nice climbing or hillers tour. We can make big bucks out of that!'. It was a great idea, so we got working on it. A license was asked, not very politely, but still, some companies were willing to sponsor the tour after we told them what would happen if they didn't. Everything was going smooth.
And now it's time for our tour. Only one thing has gone a bit wrong. We gave the job of designing the tour to our pizza delivery boy Luigi. And Luigi doesn't like going uphill. He made a sprinting tour of it, with only a few hills. Well, never mind, we'll still get loads of dough. And here are the teams that will provide us with that dough, because they aren't going to win if they don't pay, with some of their answers to my questions.
Team Blomgaard
Captain: Ricardo Kjærgaard
TF: Probably not
Favourite Mafia boss: Don Blomgaard
Predicted winner: Ricardo Kjeargaard
English Sprinting Team
Captain: Lambert Scown
TF: Yes
Goals: Scown hope fully will be consistent enough to get top 9's in the stages and get a top 9 GC.
Favourite Mafia boss: Niccolo Maffia's dad
Predicted winner: Henrik Aronsen
Feteback
Captain: Renato Ruela
TF: No
Goals: I signed up to get try to get a result, either in the GC or in the last stage. Anything more is extra.
Favourite Mafia boss: None
Predicted winner: No predictions given
Sekos team
Captain: Feliks Dziuba
TF: No
Goals: Fighting for YC
Favourite Mafia boss: Alfonso Capone
Predicted winner: Carroll Mullan
Team Seidel
Captain: Henrik Aronsen
TF: No
Goals: King Stage
Favourite Mafia boss: Don Hamstre
Predicted winner: Carroll Mullan
BCTeam
Captain: Nari Iacone
TF: No
Reason for signing up: I signed up cause I love tours
Favourite Mafia boss: None
Predicted winner: Lambert Scown
Handelsbanken
Captain: Espen Bjørklund
TF: No
Reason for signing up: It will be my first tour, so I needed to sign up. With pro- or demotion you can miss a variety of tours in div. 3, 4 or 5 with my team
Favourite Mafia boss: I don't like maffia bosses. Only Big Hoss from the Dukes of Hazzard :D
Predicted winner: Lambert Scown
Blue Tortoise
Captain: Alex Kuyt
TF: Probably not
Reason for singing up: I signed up for the Giro di Sicilia as I fancied trying out a new tour even though it doesn't especially suit the strengths of my team. I had not expected there to be any free signups by the time I had a space in my schedule, so I have not prepared any of my riders to be in top form for the event.
Goals: My target for the tour is to try and secure a top 3 finish in the prologue.
Favourite Mafia boss: Fat Tony
Predicted winner: Carrol Mullan
NJ Procycling
Captain: Rogerios Merlo
TF: | | No
Reason for signing up: I signed up because the tour is a tour for the best sprinters of division 4 and I believe my captain belongs to them.
Favourite Mafia boss: Don Hamstre
Predicted winner: Lambert Scown
Hairybears
Captain: Colin Heydon
TF: No
Reason for signing up: This is Hairybears first tour so it will be a learning curve for the whole team.
Favourite Mafia boss: Not mentioned
Predicted winner: Curtis Bell
Team Boehringer
Captain: Gualterio Villaroel
TF: with 90% probability yes
Reason for signing up: Wanted to finally do my first Tour
Favourite Mafia boss: None
Predicted winner: Dominick van der Talen
Manisaspor
Captain: Sabri Rasim
TF: No
Reason for singing up: I have been away from tours so I want to sign up as much as possible. I also haven't seen any alternatives on the same days.
Goals: No micromanagement so no macro expectations.
Favourite Mafia boss: Not mentioned
Predicted winner: Espen Bjørklund
DJMS
Captain: Lonzo Mezo
TF: maybe
Reason for signing up: For DJMS is the first opportunity to sign up for a tour. Therefore, we have decided to participate. It also provides the opportunity for our riders to gain experience.
Favourite Mafia boss: Not mentioned
Predicted winner: Lambert Scown
Carnap Kickers
Captain:Brendan Peppiatt.
TF: No
Goals: This is my first tour so I dont really know what to expect:)
Favourite Mafia boss: Handsome Frank
Predicted winner: Mitrofan Ryabkin
Forza17
Captain: Amo Camarro
TF: Not mentioned
Goals: To view the level of my team
Favourite Mafia boss: Not mentioned
Predicted winner: Carroll Mullan
celtas cortes
Captain: Chicho Solano
TF: Yes
Reason for signing up: - Because I climbed division and I had the opportunity to sign up and did well, I wanted to test my team in stage race. There are a Spanish saying that defines WENT OVER THERE
Favourite Mafia boss: not mentioned
Predicted winner: Perry Byrd
PRS
Captain: Paulo Roca
TF: No
Goals: Not mentioned
Favourite Mafia boss: Not mentioned
Predicted winner: Espen Bjørklund
Ahmed pro cyclingteam
Captain: Mohamed Yassine Medressi
TF: Yes
reason for signing up: because I can :p
Favourite Mafia boss: Not mentioned
Predicted winner: Lambert Scown
elmi
Captain: Curtis Ball
TF: No
Reason for singing up: I think Giro di Sicilia is a good race for my team.
Favourite Mafia boss: Don't know
Predicted winner: Paulo Roca
Berritxaco
Unfortunately, Akosta doesn't speak English. Therefore, I've filled in the things I could.
Captain: Alan Pitilas
TF: probably not
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