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Will we ever win a tour?

Written by EricV at 20:33 2/9-2013

  We came to the conclusion that our current riders aren't good enough for tours, they are more pure climbers then tourriders.
  
  Our best achievements are, a 2th place in: Rotm,Mrt & Perm. But now we really want to win one. That's why we decided to buy 2 former tour winners.
  
  We did not have much to choose from, so we had to pay 675k for only 2 riders. And the 2 new riders are a bit strange and different but he , if you don't try you will never know...
  Let me indroduce them,
  
  Rider1:
  This 29-year-old man was caught stealing a saddle of a women's bicycle. It turned out the man really likes the smell of the seats. A house search revealed he had another 200 seats at home. The thief, Fergus Harrold, stated that especially bicycles with child seats are targeted by him. "I have a soft spot for the texture, the leather and the smell. I wish I can lick and sniff to the women's smell all day. "
  
  
  Rider2:
  This Danish vandal gets sexually excited by stabbing bicycle tires. A victim decided to hang a camera in front of his bike. From the images, it showed that the vandal had a very particular pattern. The unidentified man(turned out to be Jacub Rachlin) pricks the tires and sticks his hand in his pants while he holds a photo. Afraid of the masturbator he isn't, writes the victim. "I am only irritated"
  The movie:
   http://www.expressen.se/kvp/tidlost/cykelonanisten-fastnade-pa-film/
  The photo in his hands:
  http://www.hdwallpapers3d.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/05/justin-bieber-2012-justin-bieber-32132140-2000-2000.jpg
  
  
  
  With these new riders we really hope we will finally win a tour.
  
  The planning for season 26:
  Volta ao Porto - Harrold
  Vuelta de los Castillos - Thomas
  
  Maybe, germany tour - Rachlin

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Comments


EricV at 09:17 20/9-2013
  You will make it! I need some more points, around 350

Team Oasis at 09:02 20/9-2013
  Not sure where i'll be either, keep having those great off days...but ill only be losing just over 218 points till signup

EricV at 06:26 20/9-2013
  Thnx bro! I hope i can sign up for the Veulta, it all depends on my results in the Volta..

Team Oasis at 20:46 19/9-2013
  I feel ur pain, glad though that i won at least one, but also 3x 3rd... Will be seeing u at Vuelta de los Castillos then

EricV at 04:14 3/9-2013
  @ Twente
  I know, but I dont like loans;)


Twente Cycling Team at 01:23 3/9-2013
  I did offer you the perfect Porto rider though. :)

NightmareChaos at 23:09 2/9-2013
  It is, a victim, by the way.

NightmareChaos at 23:09 2/9-2013
  that was so awesome, i looked at the video 3 times, and the last time with the picture in a different screen, its awesome and very arousing
  


Greenride at 22:07 2/9-2013
  Indeed Noppes, I don't even bother to reed it.

SilenceLotteFan at 21:48 2/9-2013
  wow, crazy team! Huge transfers :)

NECFTW at 20:37 2/9-2013
  This must be the most disturbing thing I have read in ages..
  
  Make it go away!


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