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US Postal D10 (S53)

Written by USA Postal Services at 07:22 23/5-2020

  After a nice income today, the team is ready to buy tickets to go to Guinea-Bissau and attend Ancaquia CB. Max Douglas can't miss his date with Destiny in the hot african country. In other news, after analyzing the posibilities of adapting, manager Armstrong has decided to release Denis HamaSão Tomé and Príncipe, of course not yet. First he will add some epic (EPO) stuff on him and then saying good bye. Or maybe is not wise to do so. What CEO considers is the fact that there is not a big market for a rider from Sao Tome, wherever that country is located (jokes & laughs).
  
  
  Once the riders return from that unknown african country, they will go to Sri Lanka (why always many difficult names for unknown places) and will eat the traditional food. If all goes well, it should help us to be ready for the Div 7 tour once again, with a sightly stronger but amateur squad led by Podnieks (for now).
  
  Sylváin Kabbah will begin his training soon, probably after the travel to Sri Lanka, he loves bhuddism or something like that, related to a fat man who is hosted in most of chinese restaurants. Right now, the main staff of the team are visiting Hawaii, in our secret HQ; making some experiments with Lombard...

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