Written by Team Formand United at 18:43 1/11-2025
The next mountain superstar from Team Formand United, Andre Dombrowski, smashed the press allegations about doping today, almost killing everyone in the peloton.
- It was surely easy to win today. My legs felt like Arnold Schwarzenegger's, but with a feeling like feathers from a bird, Dombrowski from USA said after the win.
- The team really did manage to keep a high tempo that killed all opponents. I was just happy about that and rode to the top after a prayer to the holy god, he continued, thanking the lord and "Oddie" Helgesen that proved a super helper today.
Even though several riders tried to break away, no one managed to keep it going in Innsbruck-Salzburg. The tempo fra Ebbe Spas's team was like Team Telekom in the old days or a Ferrari Team Sky. But is the so called team Galacticos of Climbing doped? The rumors have been echoing around the last weeks, especially after Dombrowski's good results, being an SD that suddenly went into Captain..
- I can testify that my team is clean. If we mention our Swiss DynEPO müsli, it is of course a joke. Wind tunnels, pressure tents and H20-inhaling are our only weapons, Ebbe Spas, Team Manager, said to the press conference.
- We now have our longest streak in Div. 1 ever, even though we decided to sell The Pita. That proves our Galacticos of Climbing vision is very close to become reality. Our maybe it is reality. Who is to judge? My AI prediction says that we will penetrate into Top 20 World wide in two weeks. . just wait and see!
Andre Dombrowski is now no. 67 on the World list, 29 years old.
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No races on the US team yet! What a scandal!
he he, yes, Andre D. (brother of Andre3000) makes America great again!
Cokol should buy him, before he retires.
Let your penetration be deep and unforgettable.
Congrats on the win! US is lucky to have him on NT. USA, USA!
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