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Minute Jersey!

Written by Stroopwafel at 10:09 16/4-2018

  And that's jersey number two for Pieter De Vaddere, who won both sprint stages in Race of the Minutemen! Next stop will be Kangaroo Tour, which is no doubt a lot harder due to the playing field. For now however, the season is going very well, with Chris-George Buelens also in tip-top shape.


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Stroopwafel at 11:52 16/4-2018
  Just the start, so not expecting much there, Buelens might captain.

Optimus Prime at 11:10 16/4-2018
  congratz. deserved winner.
  will his tf last till kangaroo?

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