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Error: you should not have used canteens.

Written by Stroopwafel at 11:53 5/5-2015

  Menno van Dalen had an off day. Coby Witherspoon had an off day. Both canteens and energy bars were used during the race. Error.
  (Your team participated in Parma - Ferrara. Menno van Dalen finished 14 th as your best rider. Please roll the dice again.)


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V02maXXers at 15:21 5/5-2015
  Not with my cobble team. :P

Opium Fueled at 15:18 5/5-2015
  You still get Top 3s with off days:P

V02maXXers at 14:38 5/5-2015
  I can send you my race reports. It's unbelievable how much I got the last few weeks. My cobble captain got 3 in his last 3 races.

Opium Fueled at 14:34 5/5-2015
  No. I want to see off days, so I can blame that and not my poor managerial skills.

Stroopwafel at 14:14 5/5-2015
  You have points and money, ain't that enough?

Opium Fueled at 12:31 5/5-2015
  I don't have a race report:(

V02maXXers at 12:04 5/5-2015
  Your team participated in Shiraz Tour of the Roses. Wit Buelens finished 3 rd as your best rider. You earned 12.000 $.
  Fidel Viana had good legs during the race. Wit Buelens had an off day. Grover Veitl had super legs during the race. Wincent Lukaszewicz had an off day. Adelino Sá had an off day. Both canteens and energy bars were used during the race. Error. 11:25

Rigana at 11:55 5/5-2015
  Maybe beer with fish and chips would be better?

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