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Stronger Together

Written by Schiavi di Don at 13:11 11/2-2019

  The Famiglia is under siege. Times have never been this dangerous for The Don. In hazardous times, it is of great importance to get yourself some good and trustworthy allies. Unfortunately, they had already sold out. So we decided to side with NATO.

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Comments


Schiavi di Don at 14:03 11/2-2019
  The Don doesn't like to use Car's for his weapons

Universal Cycling at 13:56 11/2-2019
  Enough*

Universal Cycling at 13:56 11/2-2019
  Not ebough Kratozologiminatakou 47s?

Team Chili at 13:14 11/2-2019
  ;)

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