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S42: For the glorious Motherland

Written by Schiavi di Don at 14:06 3/12-2017

  Some seasons are about getting wins, some seasons are about the greater good. The Don decided to avoid doping controls this season by failing to win a single race. This resulted in two beautiful riders for our beloved Italia. Montrell will be the future of our DH branch, Daniele of our CL/Tour team. Also, this season brought us great happiness in bribing WT officials to make Italia win the WT. In the words of our magnificent anthem:
  'Stringia moci a coorte,
  Siam pronti alla morte,
  Siam pronti alla morte,
  L'Italia chiamò, Si!'


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Team Chili at 02:12 5/12-2017

Tashkent Browncoats at 18:20 3/12-2017
  Mi seppellire lassù in montagna
  O bella ciao, bella ciao, bella ciao ciao ciao
  Mi seppellire lassù in montagna
  Sotto l'ombra di un bel fiore

Anonymous Cycling Project at 16:56 3/12-2017
  mama mia

Stroopwafel at 14:07 3/12-2017
  Spaghetti carbonara!

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