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Miscreants Deed Pole Change

Written by Australian Warlord at 00:36 15/9-2020

  Seeing a couple of names we didn’t recognise before on the podium of Division 2 races (including 1st at Seven Islands of Mumbai ITT, 2nd at Jirisan Jostle & Innsbruck GP) we at Chat Tabloids were looking forward to present a story of new breakthrough talent. Unfortunately we can’t do that.
  
  Chat Tabloids reports that in an attempt to hide their misdeeds from the authorities, a number of Australian Warlord cyclists & staff have changed their names by deed pole. As of now, we caution that the following miscreants have changed their names to the following in a bid to evade authorities.
  
  Cyclists:
  Alexander Arson > Alexander Simon
  Grant Crook > Grant Cook
  Ihu Lootitaki > Ihu Lauititi
  Joe Highwaymen > Joe Haymen
  Jesse Prison > Jesse Preston
  Jail Pillson > Carl Wilson
  Parker Bash > Parker Marsh
  Cadel Jailings > Cadel Jennings
  Finn McCrackenSafe > Finn McCracken
  
  Staff:
  Sacking Eastward > Saxon Eastwood
  Tyson Lightfinger > Tyson Bright
  Robbin Andèstruction > Ronan Adamson
  George Bellarceny > George Bellamy
  Clint Heistwand > Clint Neiwand
  
  We at Chat Tabloids ask that viewers keep a lookout for these shady characters. And as always, we warn our viewers not to approach the international villain going by the alias Jarryd Stackpole, and they should instead report any sightings to authorities.

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