Written by david popescu of
  familytour
  
  Somewhere in Thomas Runge's privat bungalow:
  
  "Hey father,can you please open this wrapper?I want too see my stikee!"
  "Sure son,right now."
  
  Thomas opens it immediately.He remains for some seconds paralysed.
  
  "Father,thanks for opening it,you can give him to me now..."
  
  Thomas looks not to hear his child anymore.Without saying a word,he goes to his bedroom to find a quiet place.The purpose is to read the strange bill he found instead the stikee.
  
  Hy,
  Sory for writing so sonn.Aaa,yea...I wanted to tell you...What?Aaa,yep.The idea iz:I dont want to participate in Germany Tour anymore!I'm sik about it.When I'm going outside everybody tells me I would be german

and kall me Der Deutscher.I'm don!Also I have so much trophies in Germany that all riders who are'nt able to win anything there(losers) hate me!And the same jersey?Only yellow and white?Ok,1,2 ,but 6?It gets crazy!Also I heard that the Nick Lissner wants to stop Germany Tour(just as a reason,he is inactive anyway) because nobody folows the tour animore because everybody knows that Droz wins it every year.Also look!!!!I forgot english speakin after so much Deutsch sprechen!It's like you hate chemistry in school and you tell yourself you won't ever do chemistry anymor and you erfahrst that your lover is chemistry teacher.And...No that's al.Sory Thomas Im takin a breik this Jahr.
  
  Aaa,it's me Der Droz...Ahhh,sorry for writin like that,cant find my Radiergummi,eraser...
  
  Immediately the secret camers were taken from Thomas Runge's bungalow and the media started to investigate this

stunning situation.Why is Patrik so upset?Since the 6th forgot he the english language?
  
  The reporters just found out that a forgot glory,Sandro Montelbano,is working in a stikee shop.It shouldn't be a coincidence probably,although nobody understood how could a perfect Essex speaker be friend with a tremendous Deutscher...Maybe will Der Droz take a trip to Essex this year to learn some english?With the best staff member beside him,that shouldn't be to hard to achieve...
  
  Today,to complete this awesome story,the personal plane of Patrik Drozdowski was located with the help of satellites near Palermo.Probably he used him because he is signed to a job right now.He and his italian friend are doing parade races to attract the young women's look on the italian beaches...